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guitar guy · #**621** 07-25-2010, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Bran

my place flooded, second time this year. water's up past my knees and its not going down anytime soon. plenty of my shit is ruined

That's sucks man,my heart goes out to you.I live on the Gulf Coast in Texas,and once every few years,well lately anyhow,we have to pick up and evacuate ahead of a hurricane.

So far we've been lucky but it's a shitty feeling to drive 100 miles from home and stay in a motel around a bunch of rough looking fuckers,all the while wondering if you'll have a home to go back to.Mother nature can be such a whore sometimes.

Coy · #**622** 07-28-2010, 11:59 PM

I was reading the other day that a Dallas Cowboys player had some pictures of his dick surface that he himself took. Now I could care less about this player but it made me think, "who the fuck takes random pictures of their own dick."

Fast forward to today.

I picked up an HTC Droid Incredible today off a guy that I'm selling in my eBay store. The phone had been reset back to factory settings so I didn't think anything of it. I was playing around with the phone to get some hands on with it and evidently, the phone has internal storage that doesn't get erased by doing a reset. I'll be damned if staring right back at me was this dude's dick. WTF is the world coming to when someone takes a picture of their dick on their phone? Is it really that amusing?

Joekickass · #**623** 07-29-2010, 02:23 AM

You're old dude. You wouldn't understand.

Nowadays chicks take n00dz, and eventually they want some of yours before they send more. I met a girl on campus that turned out wanting that.

Coy · #**624** 07-29-2010, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekickass

You're old dude. You wouldn't understand.

Nowadays chicks take n00dz, and eventually they want some of yours before they send more. I met a girl on campus that turned out wanting that.

I'm only 28 but 1)I wouldn't want a chick that's loose enough to want to take nude pictures on a camera phone and send it to a random dude and 2)there's no way in hell I'm doing it in return. I did pretty well with women before I got married and never did I date a chick that would do or request shit like that. I guess I got lucky I settled down with a woman of my taste.

Joekickass · #**625** 07-29-2010, 03:04 AM

I never dated her either, especially since I had a girlfriend at the time. I just asked as somewhat of a joke and received. From that day on I kept receiving and got some on the side. Eventually she wanted some in return and that's when I said no. Never talked to her since then.

Surfrock66 · #**626** 07-29-2010, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Coy

I'm only 28 but 1)I wouldn't want a chick that's loose enough to want to take nude pictures on a camera phone and send it to a random dude and 2)there's no way in hell I'm doing it in return. I did pretty well with women before I got married and never did I date a chick that would do or request shit like that. I guess I got lucky I settled down with a woman of my taste.

You don't wanna marry the slut, but god damn you should want to fuck them and see their boobies. That's the point of the slut...your cro-magnon male hunting/killing instincts should make you want to ravage those chicks.

scottsec · #**627** 07-29-2010, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Coy

I'm only 28 but 1)I wouldn't want a chick that's loose enough to want to take nude pictures on a camera phone and send it to a random dude and 2)there's no way in hell I'm doing it in return. I did pretty well with women before I got married and never did I date a chick that would do or request shit like that. I guess I got lucky I settled down with a woman of my taste.

so man...if ya wife text you and says all she can think about is ya dick...send her a pic......you wouldnt???

foundstarr · #**628** 08-01-2010, 03:03 AM

Online game players,

I'm so sorry i had to pee during your ULTRA important game that means nothing in any sense of the word. Even more sorry your life is so sad...

You choose to threaten me with death, my family and my son.

I don't get people sometimes. Why has the internet taken away our humanity? This technological device created to bring us all closer. Has revealed to me the darkest most disgusting side of humanity.

I have never understood the abject cruelty I've seen displayed through the shield of aninimity.
Anyway I don't care if your online or in my face, you threaten my son for any reason you better be ready to defend your shit.

Rant over.

Intellectual · #**629** 08-01-2010, 02:47 PM

Not a rant, but had a crazy ass dream last night.

I get a knock on the door, and it's Sam Kinison with his classic trench coat and beret. I wouldn't let him in the house, I was telling him not to enter. He asked me a question, and all I remember was telling him that "I'm not a Black Sabbath fan". He didn't say a word, just had an expressionless face.

That's my dream.

So I just did a google search, and here's what I found:

http://www.megiloth.com/thoughts_and...samkinison.htm

"He would spend his free time playing old Black Sabbath tunes, and going to the local movie theater where he was captivated by the comedies of the day."

ArMnHC · #**630** 08-07-2010, 12:56 PM

so yesterday i was at the gym, and was doing some decline push ups. i was doing them really fast for quantity and endurance. when i got up this guy asked me why i wasn't going through the full motion of a push up, and he proceeded to show me what a full-on push up looks like. i started to get pretty agitated but was trying not to let it show...which was hard to do lol he was telling me that if i was to do push ups that way, that i'd build muscle a lot faster. he told me that the way i was doing my push ups did nothing.

i almost turned a cheek to him at that point, but was still trying to be a nice guy and let him say his piece. but i was once a personal trainer myself. i know how to do a fucking push up, and i know the consequences and outcomes of proper form of certain exercises. nothing personal against this guy in particular, but don't tell me how to do something the right way at the gym. and to top it all off, i'm usually a pretty modest dude but when this guy is trying to tell me how to build muscle and it's pretty obvious that i have more muscle on my body then he does it's laughable.

he told me to keep an open mind...fuck you dude! i told him as gracefully as possible that i'm not out to build a ton of muscle and that i'm just trying to maintain my tone. i told him i appreciate his help and walked away. like i said, nothing personal towards this guy, anyone could have said that and i'd have felt the same way. i also know where my knowledge stops. if i was trying to get in ridiculous shape for something, i'd seek out a strength and conditioning coach, and concede my knowing of exercise.

bottom line is, don't talk to me at the local gym if you're trying to tell me how to properly do an exercise cuz chances are i'm already in better shape then you are and you look like an asshole.

toodles.